1. Okay, so, we can all agree that with the spread of the coronavirus pandemic and weeks of social distancing, March has felt…long:
2. It has felt like A YEAR.
3. No, scratch that, it’s felt like A DECADE:
4. I mean, The Oscars were LAST MONTH and not 72 years ago!!!!
5. LET THAT SINK IN AGAIN.
6. LAST. MONTH.
7. And it wasn’t just The Oscars! THE SUPER BOWL and this viral moment? Also last month!
8. Psst…that means BABY NUT happened lAsT mOntH:
9. All of these candidates were still in the race IN MARCH!!!
10. The teens have rapidly aged!
11. The aliens are confused!
12. January is feeling smug right now.
13. Reaaaaaaaal smug.
14. February is laughing at us all.
15. Guys, it’s only the third month of 2020!
16. And, uhhhhhh…
17. In conclusion.