1. A powerful clitoral stimulator from Satisfyer with ~pressure wave~ technology that’ll lap your orgasms to shore. Its 11 intensities will create a pleasure storm you won’t want to be rescued from. Sorry, was that too much?
2. A rechargeable Hitachi Magic Wand to release all kinds of tension you might have built up. Just make sure you’re ready to handle all its power.
3. A silky smooth clitoral stimulator whose 10 suction patterns will have you singing Afternoon Delight all spring long. And you can use this toy to titty-late other erogenous zones (*cough* like your nipples *cough*).
4. A completely strapless strap-on with vibrators on either end so everyone involved gets gifted the pleasure they deserve!
5. An innovative dual vibrator perfectly contoured to hit all the right spots. And don’t worry about turning it off when you’re done. Its Smart Silence technology will sense when it is no longer touching your body, and will turn itself off!
6. A mini inflatable pillow because the best angles shouldn’t be hard to find. It’s even got a hole you can place a dildo in, so you have the support you need to ride your way to orgasm.
7. Or a suction dildo mount if you’ve been having trouble finding a flat surface to stick your dildo to. Designed to be used in multiple positions, you’ll never want for a wall or floor again!
8. A compact multi-use vibrator from Satisfyer so well-rounded you’ll wanna use it all-around during solo *and* couple play! This waterproof toy can be used in 14 different ways, so this is truly the gift that keeps on giving…
9. A waterproof mini bullet vibrator shaped for G-spot *and* clitoral enjoyment, because you shouldn’t have to choose between your favorite erogenous zones.
10. A stainless-steel cock ring because now that the days are getting longer, you’ll need your sex to last a little longer too.
11. A 3-in-1 rabbit vibrator so your G-spot, clit, and anus get to tag along on the same ride. Because when it comes to feeling good, there’s no such thing as overstimulation.
12. A realistic pussy masturbator if you’re looking to bring your fantasies to life. You can play with the vagina or the anus without worrying about post-fun clean up because this toy is open on the opposite end, too.
13. An angled bullet vibrator made to hit all the right spots and shower them with orgasms. If you use its narrow edge just right, you’ll be able to *whet* your nipples and clitoris!
14. A thigh restraint sling because easy access is a must-have in the bedroom! It has a padded neck brace as well as adjustable steel buckles so you and your partner(s) are equally comfortable and securely bound.
15. A realistic penis extender that’ll add up to 3 inches of drilling delight to your sexy time.
16. A magical glass dildo so cute and elegant, its base heart won’t be the only thing bursting!
17. A euphoria-inducing triple stimulator that’ll hit your G-spot while vibrating on your clit and perineum. And while this bad boy warms up to match your body temperature, you can play with the intensity levels on its remote control. When you get back from Nirvana, let us know how it was.
18. A sleek multipurpose vibrator from Satisfyer with 30+ uses and 100 vibration combos you’ll wanna make it your mission to discover.
19. An ergonomically designed rabbit vibrator whose two motors will keep you in bed for hours. And since each of its seven vibration modes corresponds to an LED color, you’ll always know when you’re on your favorite setting!
20. A remote-controlled Love Egg vibrator, so you can put your pleasure in someone else’s hands. Featuring a cord for easy removal as well as eight patterns of waves and pulses *with* 12 levels of adjustable intensity, gratification is a click away!
21. A flirtatiously fluttering rabbit vibrator that not only offers 10 vibration modes to stimulate your G-spot and clitoris, but also a warming center that’ll ~heat things up~ in the bedroom (or bathtub)!
22. A waterproof anal beads vibrator for butt-play with a buzz! It has three speeds and seven pulsating patterns you’ll have a ~rearing~ time exploring.
23. A waterproof and flexible internal vibrator made with your internal and external pleasure in mind. A single button turns this baby on, off, and shifts between its 10 modes. Orgasms made simple!
24. A set of vibrating Kegel balls to strengthen your pelvic floor for greater orgasm control and intensity. Weighing in at 10g, 30g, and 45g, these smooth silicone balls are perfect for both exercise *and* entertainment.
25. Or a vibrating pelvic rehabilitation tool that can be (and has been) used for pleasure, too. You’ll be able to target trigger (and pleasure) points and improve blood flow using its 10 vibration modes.
26. A darling mushroom wand small and lightweight enough to travel with. And with seven vibration modes, you’ll definitely want to keep this ~fun-guy~ around!
27. A vibrating cock ring with a pleasurably tight grip that’ll keep you strapped in as you discover your favorite vibration intensity and pattern combination (I mean, there *are* a total of 35 options).
28. The Tennis Coach — designed to help beginners find and hit their G-spot, this vibrator from Smile Makers has four speeds and two pulsation modes that’ll keep you on your toes…so to speak.
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