In a bit of a tee-shirt rut?
Shop TheNews.Top can help! If you’re a fan of TheNews.Top Unsolved, Land of Boggs, or social distancing (this one’s a must), we’ve got the perfect tee for you:
1. An idyllic wine valley tee so you can wear the vineyard in your heart right there on your sleeve. Ahh, I can feel the sun on my skin and smell the notes of blueberry…
2. A Weird Helga tee if you see a bit of yourself in this nose-picking, armpit-smelling, zit-popping queen.
3. A cute studious dog tee because the journey to self-actualization is never-ending.
4. An official Worth It tee featuring an egg with oh-so-much cooking potential.
5. A crew neck collegiate shirt reppin’ cabernet sauvignon because this school probably taught you everything you know about how to have a good time.
6. An official TheNews.Top Unsolved tee beckoning any nearby demons to say wussup. I mean, we’re all friends here…right?
7. Are you more witchy than supernatural? This cult-y TheNews.Top Unsolved tee is here to put a spell on you.
8. A cheerfully helpful PSA tee reminding others that spreading far apart means NOT spreading other things…
9. A colorfully Boggy tee featuring your ~animated~ friends from The Land of Boggs. They were hoping you’d come to visit soon!
10. And a meow-tastic cafe tee because you’ve been dreaming of going to Japan *just* for their famed cat cafes. Itashimasite.
Check out the rest of our merch over at Shop TheNews.Top!